Saturday, February 28, 2009
Now This Is Just Weird ...
Some Of Dudleys Neighbors Held A Protest Yesterday ...
Friday, February 27, 2009
Dudley Called Remington Yesterday ...
and ordered a new extended tactical choke yesterday for his 870 tactical shotgun. Dudley really did not need it but wanted it just the same. It will look bad ass on the end of the barrel. This should act as a muzzle brake and should lessen the recoil and more importantly should reduce muzzle flip resulting in quicker target acquisition on follow up shots. Dudley was planning on taking his shotgun to a gunsmith to install a rem choke or cut threads into the inside of the barrel so the tactical choke could be put on. When I spoke to Remington, the girl I spoke with said they did not recommend altering the gun in any way, she then said everyone does it but they don't recommend it. I asked her if they could sell me a barrel with black oxide finish that would fit my gun and would work with the new choke. She put me on hold and after a short time came back and said they had one that is 18 and one half inches long that would work. I asked her how much and she said $144.00. I told her to send me the barrel and the choke. They are both on back order and I probably will have to wait six to eight weeks. I just hope the barrel will fit my gun and the choke as she said it would. If it doesn't Dudley will be more than a little pissed off. If it works, it will be a lot easier than taking it to the gunsmith as it is a 250 mile round trip to his shop. I figure the cost would have been around 100.00 to get the gunsmith to install the choke, when you figure in the cost of the gasoline and the wear and tear on the pickup and Dudleys time, he will come out ahead buying the new barrel. If it works, I should be able to sell the other barrel on Gunbroker and recover a good deal of the cost.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
High School -- 1957 vs 2008, Got It From Bennie ...
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled, even though Johnny started it.
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for A.D.D. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.
2008 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2008 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2008 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called.. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
America First, Merle Haggard ...
In My Father's Eyes ...
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Remington 870 Tactical With Knoxx Spec Ops Folding Stock ...
Monday, February 23, 2009
Here Are Some Photos Of Dudleys Son ...
shooting our new Remington Tactical 870 12 gauge shotgun. It is a sweet gun for home defense and close quarters shooting. It has a Knoxx Spec Ops folding recoil reducing stock and an 18 inch barrel and a magazine extension. He shot a total of 50 rounds of 00 buckshot with it today and had a great time doing it. Frank said there was not much felt recoil at all. Dudley is going to buy some magnum loads and try them out. With the recoil reducer, they should not be that bad to shoot. It was a nice day at the range, the weather was perfect for shooting. We had to shoot the shotgun with the buckshot on the 30 yard range. This was a little far for being able to pattern the loads but we will probably take it to an indoor gun range next time and shoot it at a closer distance.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Dudley Would Like To See This Sign In More Businesses ...
Saturday, February 21, 2009
I Don't Think That Is What He Was Hoping For ...
Friday, February 20, 2009
Democrat Deluxe Air Freshener ...
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Three Handsome Male Dogs, Got It From Big Sis ...
(ARE YOU READY???)
'LIVER ALONE. CHEESE MINE!'
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Dudley Can Legally Carry A Concealed Firearm In Texas And All Of The Blue States ...
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Call The Bomb Squad, She's About To Explode ...
Monday, February 16, 2009
Seven Degrees Of Blonde, Got It From Ronald ...
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first blonde hands her the compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?' The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy ... it's W.'
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: 'Is it mine?'
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .'
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Dudley And Wife Have Been Noticing Some Unusual ...
Friday, February 13, 2009
Help There's Been A Terrible Accident, Got It From Ronald ...
Dudleys Diary Set An All Time Record This Week ...
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Doctors Opinion Of Financial Bail Out Package, Got It From Bennie ...
Look Whose Kicking Himself Now, Got It From Ronald ...
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Dudley Got To Wait For A Train Today ...
Monday, February 9, 2009
Amazed Google Earth ...
This is kinda cool.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
You Can Stop Time, Got It From Bennie ...
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Jack Box In The Emergency Room ...
Some Photos From The Accident Scene ...
Gas Prices Are Down, But The Government Is Going To Have Us All Bend Over ...
Friday, February 6, 2009
This Pretty Well Describes Illegal Immigration, Got It From Bennie ...
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
I Saw Some Of These On Compass Points This Morning ...
It's Just A Matter Of Time, Got It From Bennie ...
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
What A Dope !!!
High Life 1-Second Ads That Didn't Make The Cut ...
Monday, February 2, 2009
Duck In A Truck, Got It From Bennie ...
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Deer Hunting With A Falcon ...
Dudley Has His 3d Glasses Ready, Bring On The Superbowl ...
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