Thursday, October 16, 2008


You Know You Are Too Old Too Trick Or Treat When ...

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating ...

1. You keep having to go home to use the bathroom

Maybe I'll become a monk. That picture has emotionally scarred me for life.
Sorry about that Hermit I hoped you would just laugh, did not know you were so sensative. :)

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