Thursday, April 17, 2008

 

Southern Hospitality! At The Atlanta Airport, Got It From Bennie ...


You gotta love this one even if you have never lived in the South.




Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so polite!



Atlanta Air Traffic Control: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R




Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - allah be praised.'




Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.'



Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - allah is great.' Pause...



Saudi Air: ' ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC 'Atlanta ATC: '




Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'Saudi Air:




'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.'




Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell allah 'Hey' for us --

Comments:
I can almost believe that!
 
Hermit, I know how you love the airport in Atlanta.

JDP
 
Yeah, it's a hell hole, no lie.
 
Never been there but I will take your word for it Hermit.

JDP
 
I sure hope this doesn't get you put on some kind of jihad hit list for making a joke and not capitalizing the "a' word on top of it.
 
Dee, if the ragheads are keeping track, it must be an awful long list.

JDP
 
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