Saturday, April 19, 2008


Idiot Sightings, Got It From Ronald ...

IDIOT SIGHTING:We had to have the garage door repaired.The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.'I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.She said, 'You gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.'She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.'The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.Do not confuse the clerks at McD's in Petawawa, Ont

IDIOT SIGHTING:I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'From Kingston, Ont.

IDIOT SIGHTING:This happened at a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.'Not another word was spoken.We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.This was a lunch at Suncor, Fort McMurray, Alberta

IDIOT SIGHTING:When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'This was at the Ford dealership in Renfrew, Ont


They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE!

I had my day yesterday....
h20 don't leave us in the dark, you need to blog about it.

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