Dudleys Diary

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in NY to talk about the world. After her talk she offers to answer questions. One little boy raises his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth".

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have 3 questions:

First, whatever happened to the medical care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's 8 years in the office as President?"

"Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?"

"Third, in your book you said you didn't know your husband was having an affair. Why would we ever want to to put you in charge of our nation's security if you can't figure that out? Or were you just lying about not knowing?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hillary says "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question and answer time."

"Who has a question?"

A different boy raises his hand. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have 5 questions: First, whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's 8 years in office as President?"

"Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?"

"Third, in your book you said you didn't know your husband was having an affair. Why would we ever want to put you in charge of our nation's security if you can't figure that out? Or, were you just lying about not knowing?"

"Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?"

"Fifth, where's Kenneth?"