Tuesday, February 19, 2008


An Amish Farmer And A Muslim, Got It From Big Sis ...

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin geshissen.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.'

The man shouts back. 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, you infidel!'

The Amish man says, 'Use two hands, You'll get more'.

Sounds good to me.
Works for me as well Hermit.

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