
The federal government is sending each and every one of us, in a certain tax bracket, a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to Saudi Arabia.
If we purchase computers, it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase cars or electronics, it will go to Japan.
If we buy useless crap, it will go to Taiwan.
None of these will help the American economy.
Please keep in mind that the only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and cheap beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
Thank you for your help.
Signed, Governor Eliot Spitzer
# posted by JDP @ 8:46 AM
